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Betty White’s Naked Photos Are A Prelude To A Porn Career: Photos

by | 26th, January 2011

BEFORE Betty White was a Golden Girl – before Betty White was advertising California to us Brits and chewing the hot dog – she was getting naked in photos.

Betty is now in her 80s, and surely ready to be the USA’s answer to Sheila Vogel, aka Grand Dame Cecilia Bird, star of the X Factor and The Great British Granny Bang.

Unlike Our Sheila, Betty has mothered no children, and thus has no grandchildren (Sheila is grandma to Katie Waissel (?)). But what is acting if not pretence? And as for porn, well, as the Guardian’s Bidisha wrote:

“Porn is not sex but in fact a very elaborate and ritualised form of avant-garde performance art.”

Can’t argue with that. (And neither can Hugh Hefner – a man four years younger than cougar Betty.) Here’s the gallery:

spotter: Yeeeah



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