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Unlucky Man Falls Into Women’s Backsides In Park Three Times: Police Make Arrest

by | 30th, January 2011

DUANE Starkenburg is in a West Seattle park. He falls. With the ground looming fast before him he grabs hold of the woman stood in front and plants his face between her buttocks.

Police say this was no accident.

Unluckily, this same incident befalls Mr Starkenburg a second time. And a third.

The matter ends up in court. In court, Duane Starkenburg pleads not guilty to misdemeanor assault. He tells local media:

“It’s not like I’m this guy who puts on makeup and is running around attacking women.”

Unless he bounced off the woman’s backside and landed in her make-up case. And how unlucky would that be..?



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