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Katie Price Sleeps With A Minder To Keep Alex Reid Away: Inflatable Doll On Stand By

by | 30th, January 2011

KATIE Price was so desperate not to dry hump Alex Reid that she ordered a security guard to sleep across her bedroom door and so bar the Walking Toffee Crisp from gaining entry.

It’s a wonderful tableau. We see the ambulatory cross-dressing night light pacing the halls, desperate to feel the hard chill of his wife’s body. We see Jordan in her bed. From outside her boudoir, a neon strip of orange light seeps out.

A cry breaks the tension. It’s Princess TenaLadyMe, Katie’s daughter. She wants her mummmmeeeeeeeeiii. Will Katie dare to open

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