Katie Price Sleeps With A Minder To Keep Alex Reid Away: Inflatable Doll On Stand By

KATIE Price was so desperate not to dry hump Alex Reid that she ordered a security guard to sleep across her bedroom door and so bar the Walking Toffee Crisp from gaining entry.

It’s a wonderful tableau. We see the ambulatory cross-dressing night light pacing the halls, desperate to feel the hard chill of his wife’s body. We see Jordan in her bed. From outside her boudoir, a neon strip of orange light seeps out.

A cry breaks the tension. It’s Princess TenaLadyMe, Katie’s daughter. She wants her mummmmeeeeeeeeiii. Will Katie dare to open the door, so affording Reid a window of opportunity for a quick cuddle, or maybe even a spooning?

The source tells us:

“Katie dearly hopes he will move out but he hasn’t so far.”

If the plan does not work, then option 2 is for Katie to buy an inflatable doll frmo a sex shop, spray it in a mist of meat paste, place it in bed and play a recording of her saying, “Giv us ay cwuddal”.

Alex may never spot the difference…

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Fashion model Jordan appearing in an England football shirt, during the inaugral Women's Charity Shield football match, between Arsenal and Croydon, at Craven Cottage, Fulham.

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Posted: 30th, January 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink