Charlie Sheen’s Cocaine Teeth Give Kacey Jordan A Lift
WHAT news of low-profile-seeking Kacey Jordan, 22, the newest porn star to emerge from Charlie Sheen’s stables? Kacey has news of Sheen’s teeth:
“They’ve fallen out from partying. He kept saying ‘f****** porcelain teeth – they’re c**p’. He said he had to get gold teeth. We all know it’s the drug use.”
And there was us thinking it was typical Hollywood stuff for a star to have fake teeth. We now know that those American smiles are the product of alleged cocaine abuse.
In other news, Sheen’s is a cautionary tale. He’s in hospital for an alleged hernia he got from trying to juggle the careers of four porn stars…
After a dinner date with his ex-wife Denise Richards and Capri Anderson (the ladies posed for a happy photo together – see left), Sheen was found naked in his New York Plaza Hotel suite. Capri Anderson was reportedly, also naked and locked in the closet, or the bathroom.