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The Secrets Of Cheryl Cole’s Happiness Are Revealed

by | 1st, February 2011

CHERYL Cole smiles from the cover of Hello! magazine. Readers are invited to read on and learn “THE SECRETS BEHIND HER HAPPINESS”?

Anyone want to guess? Is it her money? Is it her fame? Is it sycophantic press unwilling to alienate Simon Cowell and thus happy to buy into the marketing and see in Cole all manner of non-existence qualities to admire?

Well, on page 58, we learn that the secrets to Cheryl Cole’s happiness are… Simon Cowell, a “slower pace of life” and Derek Hough.

Tough luck on all you who guessed “mojo hair”. But if Cheryl’s key elements can be packaged into an atomiser you may still get to be like the nation’s sweetheart.


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