Who Left Their Sperm On the Jesus College Pool Table? Oxford University Crime Watch
WHO is the Oxford University student who left a deposit of sperm on the pool table at Jesus College? After an invetigation, a letter was left apologising for leaving “two teaspoons of my unborn children”.
“The pool table is a piece of equipment that facilitates a multitude of complex, enjoyable and satisfying cue sports, among them pool, snooker and billiards. It is not, therefore, an appropriate place for me to deposit two teaspoons of my unborn children.”
Students add gravitas to the issue. Says Declan Clowry, 19:
“I think it’s good that he had the balls to come clean. I just hope it doesn’t become a cue for more unorthodox potting in the JCR pool room.”
Who dunnit? How? And why?
(Save it for the sperm bank – student fees don’t pay themselves )…