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Who Left Their Sperm On the Jesus College Pool Table? Oxford University Crime Watch

by | 2nd, February 2011

WHO is the Oxford University student who left a deposit of sperm on the pool table at Jesus College? After an invetigation, a letter was left apologising for leaving two teaspoons of my unborn children ”.

“The pool table is a piece of equipment that facilitates a multitude of complex, enjoyable and satisfying cue sports, among them pool, snooker and billiards. It is not, therefore, an appropriate place for me to deposit two teaspoons of my unborn children.”

Students add gravitas to the issue.

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