Diplomatic Protection Squad Get Tasers To Prod The Royal Family Into Action
TOP news is that should anyone poke Camilla with a stick – and she look like she’s not enjoying it – the Diplomatic Protection Squad will zap the perp with a Taser blast. What could possibly go wrong?
Unless the coppers are going to use the Tasers as cattle prods to drive Prince Edward towards a locker in Euston station, keep Prince Andrew on the golf course and enable Prince Charles to better empathise with those feeling the effects of global warming? If they are, nothing can go wrong.
Set the power to “microwave“…