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Kerry Katona’s Disingenuous Sex Life: Week 3

by | 9th, February 2011

WEEK three of OK!’s serialisation of Kerry Katona’s sex life.

Having already been “smitten” with Kevin Greene and Dan Whiston, and fancied Jeff Brazier, the queen of own-brand ketchups is the subject of the cover story:

“KERRY LOVES DAN – ‘We’re madly in Love & I’m Pregnant’”

On Page 76:

“KERRY KATONA AND HER ‘DANCING ON ICE’ PARTNER DAN WHISTON GIVE US THE LOWDOWN ON THEIR RELATIONSHIP”

Well, having already been told they are “madly in love” and that Kerry is pregnant, we pretty much know what to expect.

On page 76, we see Kerry cupping Dan’s grinning, powdered face and puckering up to kiss him.

On page 77, OK! tells us that Dan is Kerry’s “current squeeze”.

Dressed in country tweeds they snuggle up on piles of leaves, faces plastered in brown tones to camouflage them against the woodland backdrop.

Says Kerry:

“I love Dan, who wouldn’t?! When I first met him, I thought, yes I would do him…”

And you did? And now you’re pregnant, right?

“…but we’re best mates – that’s it!”

This is the same Kerry who mused in OK! two weeks ago:

“It annoys me that because I’m single everyone guesses who my next boyfriend will be…”

Oh, and as for Kerry being pregnant… Well, that came from this exchange:

OK!: “Let’s just break the ice here – are you or are you not an item?”
Kerry: “We’re both madly in love, I’m pregnant and we’re really happy.”

Oh, and by the way, on these sites, the rumour is that Dan is gay

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THIS PICTURE IS FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY : Singer Kerry McFadden , of the girl band Atomic Kitten, performing on stage at the Disney Channel Kids Awards 2000, at the London Docklands Arena. * 10/1/2001: McFadden and Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona are expecting a baby. The baby is due on September 5 the day before Kerry's 21st birthday. The pop star pair secretly got engaged last year but kept the news under wraps until a few weeks ago for fear of upsetting Westlife's millions of young fans. 18/1/2001: Kerry Katona, who is pregnant and will leave girl group Atomic Kitten for the health of her unborn child, her record company said. She is to be replaced by blonde Jenny Frost who was seen earlier this year among a party holidaying with the Duke of York in Thailand. Kerry, 20, is said to be leaving the band early in order to rest from the hectic schedule and prepare for the birth of her baby in September. 06/03/02 The former Atomic Kitten star turned TV presenter beat rivals including Victoria Beckham to the title of Celebrity Mum of the Year. Katona, who is married to Westlife's Bryan McFadden and mother to six-month-old Molly, got more than twice as many votes as Posh Spice in the online poll by toy firm The Blue Foot Bear Company.



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