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Lindsay Lohan: Did God Steal The Bracelet?

by | 10th, February 2011

WHATEVER Lindsay Lohan does is “part of God’s plan”. The defence used by suicide bombers, Glenn Hoddle and every Oscar winner will do for Lindsay Lohan.

The actress is a victim and plaything of the Lord of all Creation. Dina Lohan has it on good authority that this is so. Says she:

“All good. God has a big plan.”

Meanwhile, Gods is moving in mysterious ways, forcing Lindsay to plead not guilty to stealing a $2,500 gold necklace from a jewellers.

If He forces Lohanto speak in tongues, cry, smirk or tie herself to a radiator and drink a pint of Terry Waite’s urine, it will be one more trial she must endure…


Posted: 10th, February 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink