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Kate Middleton Kidnapped In Amersham: Royal Wedding Watch

by | 12th, February 2011

KATE Middleton has been kidnapped in Amersham, Bucks. Was she shopping for frumpery at local boutique Amber’s of Amersham? No. Kate was in a field by hundreds of children. Persons dressed in balaclavas approached and abducted her.

Prince William is there. He turns to the kidz and says, “Thank f***! She was diong’ my head right in.

No. That’s a joke. He appeals for help. Will the kids help him find Kate? There’s a badge in it, maybe. And a woggle. Two woggles if you find her intact. And Camilla got spare fags. Who’s in?

All of them are. You see, these kidz are scouts. Kate and Wills are actors. And the kidnap is a staged event to test the scouts orienteering event.

The organiser, a Brian Shelley tells the local press:

“The scouts loved it and found it very amusing. We came up with the idea as we wanted to mark the Royal Wedding. The scouts had to collect letters along the way and complete a puzzle which helped reveal her location.”

They followed a trail of letters: “I LIVE ON THE SIXTH FLOOR OF HARVEY NICHOLS. KATE. TRUST NO-ONE. WELL, MARTIN BASHIR, YES. AND ELTON JOHN. BUT NO-ONE ELSE. I MUST GO NOW.”

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