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Big Brother’s Josie Pretends To Marry John James In This Week’s OK!: The World’s Most Dishonest Read

by | 16th, February 2011

JOSIE Gibson, aka Cider With Josie, the woman who won the last ever Big Brother before the last ever Big Brother, is marrying John James, who sounds, like a star of fabled 1980s show Dynasty but is an actual fact a cross between Frank Spencer and a David Beckham look-alike.

Anyhow, they are getting married. It says so on the cover of OK!

“JOSIE AND JOHN JAMES GET MARRIED”

Inside you will read about:

HIS INDECENT PROPOSAL
MY FIVE-STONE WEDDING DRESS
OUR CARAVAN HONEYMOON

And with that your suspicions are aroused. This is OK!, the world’s most disingenuous read. The honeymoon and the wedding in one issue and not spread over a month’s-worth of pros seems a break from the routine?

Inside and Josie and John aren’t getting married. They are just pretending to.
But the OK! interview is not without its high point.

OK!: “How would you like Josie to propose?
Josie: “Probably after a bit of nookie. I’d be all loved-up. He could just roll me over and flash me his ring.”

World ends…



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