Couple Explain How The Deer Got Into Their Bed: Melanie Phillips Was Right?
MELANIE Phillips was right? Are gay marriages leading to couplings between man and beasts? Are zoophiles now the norm? To Eagan, Minnesota, where Colleen Slattery and Beau Williams say they the deer in the bedroom got their on its own accord. They say the deer smashed through their bedroom window.
Says Ms Slattery:
“The glass shattered, as the deer galloped across us in bed.”
Williams managed to lock the deer in the bathroom. The deer was freed and police say it ran back to Minnesota River.
Now, yer honour, about the badger in the spare bedroom…