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Evan Emory Charged With Child Abuse For YouTube Sex Song

by | 19th, February 2011

WHEN 21-year-old Evan Emory sang a bawdy song and edited in video of little kids nodding along he thought he’d produced a viral hit. He loaded it onto YouTube and hoped that he’d get noticed. And he was. Now he’s accused of manufacturing “child sexually abusive material”. He’s in court.

Emory had filmed the kiddies on a visit to a first grade classroom in Ravenna, Michigan. He sang a clean wholesome tune called the Lunch Lady Song.

Then the children left and Emory shot another tune.

The words:

“See how long it takes to make your panties mine”
(wide shot of the children)
“I’ll add some foreplay in just to make it fun”
(close up of girl laughing)
“I want you to suck on my testes until I spurt in your face”
(close up of girl covering her mouth)
“I’ll lick on your chewie”
(close up of two girls covering their mouths)
“I want to stick my index finger in your anus”
(close up of boy making a shocked face)
“I’ll be the bus riding your ass up and down my town”
(close up of boy with grossed-out look on his face)
“I’m gonna use my sausage to make fettucine, then for dessert have a Harry Houdini”
(close up of girl laughing and rocking)

Says defense attorney Terry Nolan:

“He didn’t think it through. He feels horrible for the families, he just didn’t think it through when he did this.”

Emory is out on bail.

Emory is expected back in court on February 24th.

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