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Kacey Jordan Shows Charlie Sheen Her Nightclub In A Womb: Photos

by | 22nd, February 2011

KACEY Jordan keeps the hot burning sensation of her fame alive by telling Radar that the baby she just aborted might have been a little Charlie Sheen. Yes, readers the world has just missed out on a baby that can hang from chandeliers and hit a home run with a refer:

I had the abortion last Thursday, I went home to Oregon to have it because that is where I grew up. I was sick and on the couch all day.”

Always good to have an abortion in your home state, unless you’re Irish.

“I think it might have been too soon to be Charlie’s baby, but you never know. I get pregnant very easily.”

She could play it safe and stick to the massive plastic and rubber phalluses that form part of her day job.

“Charlie and I tried to use protection… I kept having to put it on again. I don’t want people to think I just had sex with him and didn’t try to use one.”

It’s all about standards, your ladyship. And then she adds:

“A week earlier I had been with another celebrity, so it could of been his, but I can’t talk about him because I had to sign a release.”

Kacey Jordan’s womb is a night club for Saddos – sons and daughters of stars. It’s where the cool sperm go to mingle. How do Yuppie sperm and pushy sperm daddies get into the VIP area?

“I had a sugar daddy in New Jersey for 5 months, he bought me everything but then, he put the lockdown on me and I felt like I couldn’t do anything, and he was in control. You know, you get used to that lifestyle, then you end up having to do everything he says so you can keep it. I want to make my own money so I have freedom. It is better to have lots of sugar daddy’s and rotate them. Yes, I want multiple sugar daddies.”

To keep her freedom Kacey wants more sugar daddies to spin in her candy floss machine. It’s beautiful image. Forget the nightclub womb – Kacey’s got a fairground up there…

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