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Kacey Jordan Shows Charlie Sheen Her Nightclub In A Womb: Photos

by | 22nd, February 2011

KACEY Jordan keeps the hot burning sensation of her fame alive by telling Radar that the baby she just aborted might have been a little Charlie Sheen. Yes, readers the world has just missed out on a baby that can hang from chandeliers and hit a home run with a refer:

I had the abortion last Thursday, I went home to Oregon to have it because that is where I grew up. I was sick and on the couch all day.”

Always good to have an abortion in your home state, unless you’re Irish.

“I think it might have been too soon to be Charlie’s baby, but you never know. I get pregnant very easily.”

She could play it safe and stick to the massive plastic and rubber phalluses that form part of her day job.

“Charlie and I tried to use protection… I kept having to put it on again. I don’t want people to think I just had sex with him and didn’t try to use one.”

It’s all about standards, your ladyship. And then she adds:

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