Horse Racing: Banned Horse Names
NOT all names for race horses are approved. The British Horseracing Authority – formerly the Jockey Club – decides which names are acceptable. As it states:
Every Owner or ownership group must register a unique name style to assist in the administration of racing. It is this name that will be used when entries and lists of runners are published.
2.1 The following names that apply to all catagories of ownership in Chapters 2 and 3 are not available for registration:
- 2.1.1 names already on the register, compiled and maintained at the Racing Calendar Office;
2.1.2 names of more than 40 characters, including signs or spaces; or
2.1.3 names of which the Authority considers are too similar to a name on the register.3.1 The following restriction applies to sole Owners as provided for in Rule 31:
- 3.1.1 names of which the Authority are satisfied that the person concerned is better known publically by their assumed, screen, stage or pen name than their real name.
4.1 The following restrictions apply to companies, Business Partnerships, Racing Partnerships and Joint Ownerships as provided for in Chapters 2 and 3:
- 4.1.1 a name which the Authority considers
- 4.1.1.1 is suggestive or has a vulgar, obscene or insulting meaning;
4.1.1.2 may be offensive to religions, political or ethnic groups;
4.1.1.3 is in poor taste;
4.1.1.4 to be inappropriate use of names made up of internet site addresses;
4.1.1.5 may otherwise cause offence;
4.1.1.6 may cause confusion in the administration of racing or betting; or
4.1.1.7 is the name of a prominent Company, Product or Trade except where registered for that Company or Body Association.5.1 The Authority may refuse to accept or cancel any registration as provided for in Rule (A)25.
The banned names:
Chit Hot
Chocolate Starfish
Choke the Chicken
Curl One Off
Dick Face
Harry Azzol
Harry Balls
Harry Monk
Hugh G Dildeaux
Hugh G Rection
Hugh Gass Kisser
Hugh Gorgy
Hugh Janus
Ima Hoare
Ima Goodlay
Ima P Ness
Ima Rapist
Ivanna Humpalot
Ivanna Threesome
Ivanna Tinkle
Major B Oner
Norfolk Enchants
OilBeefHooked
Pee Nesenvy
Willie Be Hardigan
Spank The Monkey
The Fokker
The Gobbler
Jack Schitt
Amanda Mount
Anita B Jaynow
Anita Bath
Anita Longerman
Anita Mandelay
Anna Reksik
Annie Position
Annie Rection
Are Soles to You
Arfur Foulkesaycke
Ben Derhover
Ben Timover
Betty Swallocks
ACTUAL NAMES
Slippery Dick
Fuchu
Little Knickers
Noble Locks
Big Tits
Finmental
Who Gives A Donald
Passing Wind
Hoof Hearted
Geespot
Dirty Sanchez
Foxy Fanny
Muff Diver
Peony’s Envy
Wear The Fox Hat
Sofa Can Fast
X-RATED BANNED NAMES
Anna Bortion
Betty Phuckzer
Ben N Syder
Ben Jackinoff
Cockney Wanker
Cunnilingus
Cunning Stunt
Cupid Stunt
Curley Pubes
Dick Bush
Dick Cheese
Dick Cumming
Dick Cumoff
Dick Fizintite
Dick Hertz
Dick Hungwell
Dick Gozinya
Dick Lipps
Dick N Cider
Harry Balzitch
Harry Scrote
Hucking Fell
Ima Homeau
Ima Reillycumming
Jack Inoff
Jack Me Off
Neil Anblomee
Neil Enlick
Neil Ensuck
Ohowie Dickter
Pee Ness
Willie Fisterbottom
Anita B Lojob
Anita Blackman
Anita Dick
Anita Hardcock
Anita Pussy
Anita Hanjaab
Anita Hoare
Anita Dickinme
Spotter: SWNS
Posted: 24th, February 2011 | In: Sports Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
