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Oscars 2011 Photos Presented By Helena Bonham Carter’s Gutted Garters

by | 28th, February 2011

THE Oscars, the world’s starriest AGM, featuring a glittering host of workers at the coal face of The Industry hoping they win and can thank God for choosing them to win a gold plated marital aide. After the red carpet, the show sags like Colonel Gaddafi’s cheeks.

What we want to know is if Helena Bonham Carter won for the King’s Speech? She didn’t. Melissa Leo did. Did King Colin Firth win an Oscar for the same film? He did. Natalie Portman also won for Black Swan. She thanks her mum and dad for the gift of life. Her mum and dad are all powerful. The In Memoriam section did not feature a prize for the best last words, death bed scene or look to camera.

The photos:

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Mallika Sherawat arriving for the 83rd Academy Awards at the Kodak Theatre, Los Angeles.



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