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Penthouse 3DTV Won’t Make You Blind But You Will Need Glasses

by | 1st, March 2011

YOU can now tune into Penthouse’s 3D TV broadcasts, the first Pan European 3D formatted adult channel“.

Yep. Playing with yourself might not make you go blind, but you will need to wear glasses.

Penthouse 3D is being pumped out over the airwaves between the hours of 22:00 GMT and 04:00 GMT from “ASTRA 3B, 23, 5 Degrees East”.

Jacky Wauters, head of Penthouse distributor NOA Productions, gushes:

“Thanks to the increasing consumer acceptance of 3D, I am delighted to work withPenthouse to be able to satisfy the needs of the consumers and broadcasters alike who demand high quality, cutting edge entertainment backed by a solid and well established brand like Penthouse.”

Oh, come on. Porn users will accept just about anything. Before nudity was available on demand, the sticky fingered adolescent was flicking through  the House of Holland summer garden furniture catalogue and, well, Penthouse.

Here’s a teaser with Penthouse Pet of the Year 2011 Nikki Benz, Dyanna Lauren, Andy San Dimas, Juelz Ventura, Victoria White, Lexi Belle, Brooklyn Lee and Breanne Benson. It is NSFW – unless you work at Sky…

Posted: 1st, March 2011 | In: TV & Radio Comment | TrackBack | Permalink