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Julian Assange Blames The Gay Jews At The Guardian: Private Eye Discussions

by | 1st, March 2011

IN Private Eye, where Anorak’s Ed toils on weekend, Ian Hislop reports a phone conversation he had withJulian Assange two weeks ago. The piece is called A Curious Conversation With Mr Assange.

Assange was upset at the Private Eye story about Wikleaks’s Russian rep Israel Shamir. Incidentally, it was Assange who told us:

“I’m not the Jewish people, but the people who believe in freedom of speech and accountability [are in the same boat].

Assange asserted that he hardly knew Shamir. And it was all a smear, fomented by the Guardian and its shibboleth of Jews. Yep, the Guardian is in the control of Jews. You have now heard it all.

[H]e went on to say that we were part of a conspiracy led by the Guardian which included journalist David Leigh, editor Alan Rusbridger and John Kampfner from Index on Censorship—all of whom “are Jewish.”

I pointed out that Rusbridger is not actually Jewish, but Assange insisted that he was “sort of Jewish” because he was related to David Leigh (they are brothers-in-law). When I doubted whether his Jewish conspiracy would stand up against the facts, Assange suddenly conceded the point. “Forget the Jewish thing.”

And forget the 1,300 dead – or not. Assange – who seeks to Trademark his John Inman look – goes on:

“The reporters on the Guardian disappointed me. They failed my masculinity test. They behaved like gossiping schoolgirls.”

What is the Assange Masulinty test and can you patent it? Does it involve condoms?

Says Hislop:

“I thought the best thing to do was to publish as much as I could remember of our conversation.”

Or else put it in memo and wait for it to be leaked…

Spotter: Liberal Conspiracy



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