Anorak News | Kerry Katona’s Dancing On Ice Journey To The Deep Freeze

Kerry Katona’s Dancing On Ice Journey To The Deep Freeze

by | 2nd, March 2011

KERRY Katona is, as ever, on the cover OK!, and , a sever, she is talking about men. Katona cocks an opens hand to her open mouth. OK! constructs the headline:

“Kerry speaks out on her marine hunk.”

The marine hunk is Kevin Green, whose estranged wife is not keen on Our Kerry, alleging that the ketchup-faced mum-of-many played a part in their split. (Kerry denies that.)

The other reason Katona is in the news is that she’s been booted off Dancing On Ice, the telly show that leaves everyone cold. It was Emma Bunton who told her:

“After being in the bottom, in your head you’re already on the plane.”

Hey, Emma, let’s not judge to harshly. Kerry does what she can to get on the magic box. And Kerry can defend herself. She pokes her head from the bottom and says:

“It’s been more than a skating competition.”

Yes. It’s been a rubbish skating competition on the telly. And that’s something we can all learn from.

Kerry’s partner Dan Whiston adds, as he must:

“It’s been a journey…”

It always it. Kerry has journeyed from the Iceland deep freeze to the frozen wastes of ITV pro-celebrity ice-dancing. Had she only grasped the blade of opportunity and performed dressed as a frozen squirrel straddling a wet lettuce, Kerry’s career might have been less of a journey than circumnavigation of her life…


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