Kerry Katona’s Dancing On Ice Journey To The Deep Freeze
KERRY Katona is, as ever, on the cover OK!, and , a sever, she is talking about men. Katona cocks an opens hand to her open mouth. OK! constructs the headline:
“Kerry speaks out on her marine hunk.”
The marine hunk is Kevin Green, whose estranged wife is not keen on Our Kerry, alleging that the ketchup-faced mum-of-many played a part in their split. (Kerry denies that.)
The other reason Katona is in the news is that she’s been booted off Dancing On Ice, the telly show that leaves everyone cold. It was Emma Bunton who told her:
“After being in the bottom, in your head you’re already on the plane.”
Hey, Emma, let’s not judge to harshly. Kerry does what she can to get on the magic box. And Kerry can defend herself. She pokes her head from the bottom and says:
“It’s been more than a skating competition.”
Yes. It’s been a rubbish skating competition on the telly. And that’s something we can all learn from.
Kerry’s partner Dan Whiston adds, as he must:
“It’s been a journey…”
It always it. Kerry has journeyed from the Iceland deep freeze to the frozen wastes of ITV pro-celebrity ice-dancing. Had she only grasped the blade of opportunity and performed dressed as a frozen squirrel straddling a wet lettuce, Kerry’s career might have been less of a journey than circumnavigation of her life…
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THIS PICTURE IS FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY : Singer Kerry McFadden , of the girl band Atomic Kitten, performing on stage at the Disney Channel Kids Awards 2000, at the London Docklands Arena. * 10/1/2001: McFadden and Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona are expecting a baby. The baby is due on September 5 the day before Kerry's 21st birthday. The pop star pair secretly got engaged last year but kept the news under wraps until a few weeks ago for fear of upsetting Westlife's millions of young fans. 18/1/2001: Kerry Katona, who is pregnant and will leave girl group Atomic Kitten for the health of her unborn child, her record company said. She is to be replaced by blonde Jenny Frost who was seen earlier this year among a party holidaying with the Duke of York in Thailand. Kerry, 20, is said to be leaving the band early in order to rest from the hectic schedule and prepare for the birth of her baby in September. 06/03/02 The former Atomic Kitten star turned TV presenter beat rivals including Victoria Beckham to the title of Celebrity Mum of the Year. Katona, who is married to Westlife's Bryan McFadden and mother to six-month-old Molly, got more than twice as many votes as Posh Spice in the online poll by toy firm The Blue Foot Bear Company.
Posted: 2nd, March 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
