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Scotland Backs Earth Hour: Invests Billions In Wax

by | 2nd, March 2011

GOOD news for fans of the Dark Ages is that the Scottish parliament’s party leaders are backing Earth Hour on March 26. Tavish Scott MSP, Alex Salmond MSP, Iain Gray MSP, Annabel Goldie MSP and Patrick Harvie MSP all agree that running off all electronic stuff for an hour is great for Gaia. It is a global display of climate action.

It is also a global display for the rejection of progress and light. Come into the darkness, say the Greens. A love of hard won freedoms and marvellous technology is not having your light turned off because others tell you to.

Oh, you can use candles. They are good light, apparently. Sure, they might burn your house down, stain your ceiling and choke you to death but you can’t plug them in. As such the advice is to invest in wax. Wax is the future of power in Scotland. It’s devolved, like the Dark Ages…

Earth Hour will be live on Sky!

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