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Can Porn Missionary Charlie Sheen Destroy The Therapy Industry?

by | 3rd, March 2011

CHARLIE Sheen is not a dissolute fornicator. He is missionary saving fallen women, like Bree Olson, nee Rachel Oberlin. Sheen has told Howard Stern that he got Olson to collect her golden c*ock and retire from the porn business.

Bree is now with Sheen at his home, the one he calls Sober Valley Lodge “. How he got her to retire is one of the few things Sheen has not yet shared with his followers on Twitter, which has replaced Two & A Half Men as the hottest show in town. The expert opinion is that you can’t make a lucrative come back unless you’ve retired; or that everyone want to make sacrifices to meet Emilio Estevez.

Sheen is currently living with Natalie Kenly and the resting Bree Olson. Says Olson on Twitter:

“I don’t do drugs and neither does anybody around me. I used to drink occasionally and don’t even do that anymore. Yeah, I love sex, so what?”

Bree is enjoying her moment in the media glare:

“All three of us are in a relationship, and if Charlie ever wants to go outside the wedge and act out on his sexual desires, that’s fine with Natty and me. We’re laid-back people.”

As is the aforesaid Natalie (porn name: Natty Undresser):

“Our bed is big enough for all three of us and we take turns sleeping in the middle. But if someone’s really tired, there’s always a place for them to sleep in peace.”

This is the same Charlie Sheen who served jail time for beating his wife and whose children Bob and Max were removed from his custody after their mother Brooke Mueller told the court that he threatened her with a knife.

Radar has the video of Charlie handing the children over.  TMZ reports Mueller’s statement:

“I am very concerned that [Sheen] is currently insane. I am in great fear that he will find me and attack me and I am in great fear for the children’s safety while in his care.”

Sheen then goes on Today and says he wants his boys back. (Natty, who is billed as a “nanny”, must be keen to multi-task and make full use of the naughty step.) Sheens goes on Piers Morgans show and talks about

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