Mischief The Australian Talking Cat Is Kidnapped By Aliens Over Siberia
The report by Matt Cunningham is fantastic:
It came after Siberian air traffic controllers claim that a female-sounding alien spoke to them in a cat-like language.
Like French, or some other cat-like language?
They say that a mysterious object – which they believe was a high-speed UFO – appeared on flight monitors over the remote Russian city of Yakutsk…
It rapidly changed direction in the sky and reached speeds of nearly 1000km/h – surrounding planes were seen to be travelling significantly slower.
The aviation workers tried to make contact with the ship, as evident in a video posted to YouTube.
Here is is:
The reports makes the obvious link:
Darwin locals last night expressed concern the air traffic controller may have mistaken the voice for that of Mischief, the Territory’s talking cat, which featured in a front page story in the NT News in August 2009.
The NT has one of the highest rates of UFO sightings in the world, sparking fears the aliens may have swooped on Mischief’s Palmerston home and snatched the fiesty feline.
Anyone we can hear from you represents the cat?
Attempts to contact Mischief’s owners last night were unsuccessful.
Best try a different language…