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Charlie Sheen’s Korner Is Broadcast From The Precinct By The Man Who Shouts At Pigeons

by | 6th, March 2011

CHARLIE Sheen has been on Sheen’s Korner on the internet, an hour long show in which the self-styled tiger warlock creates Sheenisms from the fairy dust and a-grade bogies between his ears.

The UStream webcast featured 100,000 viewers at its peak, almost 99,000 of which were waiting for Sheen’s goddesses to appear and turn down the duvet.

The show can be summed up on one line from Sheen’s elegant mouth:

“Now what? We’re out of material.”

Sheen must not panic. Many pilot shows have tanked. But with the right amount of adverts, a lengthy theme song, a teaser for next week’s show, an opening catch-up segment, Sheen will only need to find three minutes of new material for each episode.

If he sticks Natty Undresser and Pickled Bree on a chair and has them suck popsicles, it can’t fail.

And that’s without showing his kidzzzzz.

And he wins! Sheen’s Korner is coming to a corner of the TV near you. Or else a corner of the shopping precinct, next to the man who shouts at pigeons and just before you get to Bronco Pete you dances outside the rental telly shop…

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After a dinner date with his ex-wife Denise Richards and Capri Anderson (the ladies posed for a happy photo together – see left), Sheen was found naked in his New York Plaza Hotel suite. Capri Anderson was reportedly, also naked and locked in the closet, or the bathroom.



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