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Keisha’s Free Condoms Ensure Her Fans Do Not Breed

by | 7th, March 2011

WHEN news reached us that John Travolta look-alike Keisha (Ke$ha) was planning to give away 100,000 free condom with an image of her face on to her fans, we set about conducting a poll:

The question was:

“On a scale of one to five – with one being the best and five the worst – what pop star would you most like to see looking back at you when you have closed your eyes and then suddenly opened them during coitus or a spot of onanism?”

The results are:

10: Chris de Burgh

9: Papa Smurf

8: Bananarama

7: Harry Belafonte

6: Susan Boyle

5: Black Lace

4: Rolf Harris

3: Jive Bunny

2: Gay Bikers On Acid

1: Sade

Anyone outside the Top 10 is rated as contraceptive device“. And. Keisha fits the bill.

PS – The news that Keisha wants her fans not to breed is heartening.

Spotter: TMZ, via Yeeeah



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