Prince Andrew And The Paedo Cucumbers
PRINCE Andrew is the subject of the greatest front-page headline of the year. The Mirror delivers:
PRINCESSES AND THE PAEDO
Beatrice would have been nine or ten; Eugenie seven or eight. Epstein does not like his lovers to be pre-pubescent, but the Mirror still conjures up this line:
A Palace insider said: “It was a fleeting meeting with Epstein, but it is still a great worry.”
Meanwhile, the Mail leads with news that The Queen has summoned Andrew to the Palace. We learn that they drank tea and ate cucumber sandwiches and cake.
How’s that for a telling off? Next minute they’ll be making jokes about Prince Edward getting the job as trade envoy. Hey, mummy, can you sell theatre tickets to despots and paedos? Well, can yer..?