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Charlie Sheen Drinks Tiger Blood Energy Potion Mixed With Michael Jackson Jesus Juice

by | 11th, March 2011

CHARLIE Sheen’s gift to the world is not only a close up view of an imploding star but Tiger Blood Energy Potion. In response to Sheen’s claim that he has tiger blood in his veins, the boffins at Harco Laboritries brings you the drink that will make your veins glow bright well into the night.

As the advert says:

It’s made from 100% passion specifically to make your brain fire in a way that’s not from this particular terrestrial realm. Tiger Blood allows you to use household items, you’re welcome to take more drugs than anyone can survive. Be different, have a different brain, and a different heart. When you feel Tiger Blood in your veins, you’ll realize dying’s for fools and that can’t is the cancer of happen. Period. The end.

Sadly the brand owner does not seem to have done a John Gummer and actually imbibed his own brew, adding like a man full of chicken blood:

Note: This product does not do any of the above, and we don’t know what banging 7 gram rocks means. It is, however, a delicious fruit punch flavored energy shot packing 80mg of caffeine. WINNING.

Anorak advises going long on the Tiger Blood beverage and mixing it with a shot of our own-brand Jesus Juice, from our Jackson Labs.



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