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John Smyth, Iris Robinson, A Pipe Bomb And Kirk McCambley’s Cottage

by | 11th, March 2011

TO Northern Ireland, where Democratic Unionist candidate John Smyth Junior has been attacked with a pipe bomb.  The device was thrown through his bedroom window shortly before 4am today. First Minister and DUP Leader, Peter Robinson came to check out the sheets and feathers.

Incidentally, Northern Ireland’s Public Prosecution Service will not be bringing a case against Robinson’s wife Iris over her role in helping her toyboy lover set up in business.

Police had investigated the former Strangford MP’s dealings with Kirk McCambley ahead of him securing a contract with Castlereagh Borough Council three years ago to run a cafe on the banks of the River Lagan in Belfast. The revelations surrounding the Lock Keeper’s cottage emerged in the wake of Mrs Robinson’s admission last year that she had an affair with Mr McCambley, who was 19 at the time.

Still, the sex did make a nice break from the violence. Make love not war. and if you get caught, look surprised…



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