Royal Wedding Tat Watch: The William And Princess Catherine Condoms
ROYAL wedding tat watch brings you the souvenir condoms. The Prince William and Kate Middleton ‘Crown Jewels ” rubber johnnies will ensure that your progeny arrives when you are good and ready.
Comes in four sizes:
The Fergie Toe (Fits over any appendage)
The Invisible Edward (If you didn’t have to pay for it, you’d think it wasn’t there)
The Corgi (For doggers)
The Randy Andy (A heavy duty condom for a massive knob)
The Harry Baseball Cap (Deliberately tight for ultimate reddening)