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Katie Price, Leandro Pena: Alex Reid Pops The Questions

by | 16th, March 2011

KATIE Price has been banging her Jordans into Leandro Pena, a smooth-skinned Argentinean with Ken doll hair and teeth the colour of a Bing Crosby wet dream.

This site gives a short history of Pena – and thanks to Google translate, he sounds intriguing:

Apparently, the Spanish network Univision Penna hired to star in a fictional U.S. “They knew that people wanted to have a personality Chopard America at the Oscars and I was recommended to me. It’s that simple, “explained the model, who seems to have been touched by the magic wand.

When he’s not examining Katie’s exit wounds, Leandro is being commented on by a “source” close to Alex Reid, the current Mr Katie Price last seen living in her shoe cupboard:

A friend of Jordan’s tells the NoTW:

“Everything in me wants to meet up with Leandro and smack him. But I can’t do that because I’m a trained fighter and one punch would kill him. Instead I’d like to go and shake his hand – and ask if he enjoyed f*****g my wife.”

Is Alex shook those soft hands he’d end up taking about skin creams. And as for a discussion about what it’s like to shag Jordan, she says Leandro can’t speak English. He’s have go mime it with two pumpkins, a tin of Ronseal and some cricket balls…

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