Student Grass Suspended For Handling Oregano (Not Marijuana)

FOUR students have been suspended from Hickory Middle School, Chesapeake, over a bag of oregano. To the untrained eye, the herb looks like marijuana. So. The four have been rusticated for handling an imitation controlled substance.

One of the students is represented by Attorney John Whitehead. the student’s name? Why, it’s Adam Grass.

More nominative determinism:

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Shit Fun Chew is the co-author of Ornithine-urea cycle and urea synthesis in African lungfishesm, as produced by the Department of Biological Sciences, National University of Singapore.

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Posted: 17th, March 2011 | In: Reviews Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink