Anorak | Northallerton Estate Agent Highlights Local Pond Life

Northallerton Estate Agent Highlights Local Pond Life

by | 18th, March 2011

IAN Bebbington, of  Estate Agents Ltd, say the property at Prospect View, Northallerton, is surrounded by “pond life” and “smelly” things.

“Things you may not need if you live at this house: Concrete. An allotment. Workout DVDs. Exercise bikes. Last minute trips to the petrol station for flowers. Packaging. A carbon footprint. A grocery bill.”

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“Plus you will enjoy doing new things: Being scruffy. Taking in new smells; manure, compost … smoking out your neighbours, wielding garden tools. Bonding with a good shed. Being boiled in your greenhouse. Gazing at pond life.”

Mr Bebbington says the reference to the small and pond life is literal.

Says he:

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