Helen Staudinger, 92, Shoots Younger Man Who Denied Her A Kiss
WILL Helen Staudinger, 92, prove that old ladies can not get away with shoplifting, smelling of rose flour dipped in a specimen bottle AND shooting a neighbour for refusing to kiss them? That’s the allegation fired at Dame Helen by her neighbour, one 53-year-old Dwight Bettner.
He says that while she at his home in Ocala, FL,. Dame Helen asked him for a kiss. No, not of life. Of lust. He declined. She then went home, got a gun and retuned to shoot a passion bullet in the general direction of Dwight.
Her shooting failed to set his juices flowing, and he yelled “get the fuck out of my house“.
Helen was arrested and charged with discharging a gun at a home. She is also the closest thing the US has to The Queen Mother…