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Kerry Katona Seduces Dan Foden Into The Celebrity Petri Dish

by | 23rd, March 2011

KERRY Katona opens her mouth in the manner of Nookie Bear trying out a new fist on the cover of OK!, cuddles two of her kidzzz and tells us:

“MY NEW MAN DAN IS FIT & SUCCESSFUL – I DON’T WANT TO SCARE HIM OFF”

Dan is Dan Foden, who you might have seen as a lovelorn contestant on Saturday night TV show Take Me Out.

Can it be that the celebrity Petri Dish is so inter-mingled that even ZZZ-listed celeb blood is required to stop celebrity children being born with names like Keith and Tracey?

If Kerry and Dan don’t make it to the back of Tesco’s or a reality TV series on ITV 2, then look out for Kerry being linked with Don The Don

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Posted: 23rd, March 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink