Rebecca Black Causes US To Adopt French Names For Days Of Week
REBECCA Black has six more hits in her before she moves on to months, years, decades, centuries and eons. For now she is happy to make Friday a day you can hate.
Thanks God It’s Friday has mutated into Thank Fuck It’s Not Friday. We will then thanks fuck it’s not Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. (There’s your album right there, Rebecca.) The US will then adopt the French words for days of the week and all will be made whole.
The other good news is that Rebecca is given all profits made from her tune to Japan. Thanks to a dentist dad and loving mum lashing out $2,000 for their daughter Rebecca to have a song written and produced for her on a Fisher Price keyboard by the Ark Music Factory, a Japanese child will hear the music again.
What’s the Japanese for Friday? Old Mr Anorak feels a tune coming on…