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Fabio Capello Knows 100 Words For Sex

by | 29th, March 2011

FABIO Capello, the England team manager, says he only needs a “maximum” of 100 words to talk to his players – all words which, incidentally, appear on the McDonald’s menu.

The rest of the time, he relies on hand gestures, pointing one hand to the goal, another to his groin and grinding to and fro while leering like Wayne Rooney eying a plate of adult Alphabetti Spaghetti …

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