Berlusconi Hires George Clooney To Play Him In Sex Trial TV Footage
Berlusconi is the despot who stands accused of, while not being as big as Hosni Mubarak and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and fucking entire countries, nonetheless shagging enough locals to be noticed.
Clooney and Ronaldo are on a list of 78 witnesses named by the prime minister to defend him against charges of sex with under-aged prostitute Karima el-Mahroug. Berlusconi is also accused of using and abusing his position to intervene on Mahroug’s behalf when she was detained by police on suspicion of theft.
Says Clooney, humbly:
“It seems odd, since I’ve only met Berlusconi once and that was in an attempt to get aid into Darfur.”
We are not sure why Berlusconi has called such starry names to his side, but the assumption is that the old stager wants the trial to be filmed. Ronaldo will play him in flashbacks and action shots while Clooney will strand in the dock as Mr Silvio while the great man sits among the jurors, singing bawdy love songs and offering anyone open to offers a bunga bunga…