Anorak

Anorak News | Man Finds Dead Monster In Monster Energy Drink

Man Finds Dead Monster In Monster Energy Drink

by | 31st, March 2011

TO DES Moins, where Vitaliy Sulzhik opens his Monster Energy Drink to find a dead mouse inside. While it’s no monster, the mouse is close enough to suggest that the drink delivers exactly what is promises on the can.

Mr Sulzhik is suing the beverage makers. But he should reconsider. After all, what could invigorate you more than opening a restorative drink to find a horror within?

Here’s the advert, as narrated by 19-year-old Mr Sulzhik:

“Anytime anyone talks about monster, I just get that sick feeling in my stomach. I put it down and I felt it was still heavy. So I backwashed it and all this debris went into my mouth. Then I looked in the can and I saw the tip of the tail and I vomited everywhere.”

Et voila! What makes you feel more alive than throwing up?



Posted: 31st, March 2011 | In: The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink