Arsenal’s Jack Wilshere Is The Daddy: So Let’s Destroy Him
The front page of the Sun bring news that Wilshere is to becomes a father at 19. He is: “JACK THE DAD.”
Mum is Lauren Neal, age 22, and thus the older woman. She and Wilshere dated for three years, ending their love affair only recently.
The Sun then fills its ladles with sticky inferences and pours it onto the news vat.
A “pal” says:
“At the moment they’re living apart, but Jack’s very keen to see as much of the baby as possible when it is born. Who knows, it might bring them back together officially.”
Hairdresser Lauren is due to give birth in August. She and £50,000-a-week Arsenal midfielder Jack – whose family live close to hers in Hertfordshire – split after their relationship hit the rocks.
Did you compare and contrast their jobs, and thus cash flow? Her wage is not given, although chances are it it not £50,000 a week. Look out for more on this story, specifically any time Jack the soon-to-be dad dates another woman and the tabloids can pile on the pressure…