The Rally Against Debt Is Right On: May 14
ON May 14, there is to be A Rally Against Debt.
Any visits to Fortnum and Mason’s by protestors will only be to marvel at their selection of quality goods and perhaps make the occasional purchase.
Bonfires will be strictly forbidden: it’s out of season anyway
Trips to see Vodafone and other high street chains will result in congratulations to the company for providing jobs and growth in the UK.
May 14 is Cup Final Day. (Alan Titchmash masks all round, then.)