Jay Z Loses His Mind And Becomes Fan Of Kerry Katona
JAY-Z, for the most part, is a man you can trust. He’s given the world a frightening amount of great hip hop records, shared fine artists like Rihanna via his record label and, of course, he’s married to Beyonce which shows he has impeccable taste in the female form.
Or does he? You see, J-Hova has clearly lost his bap as he’s apparently come forward as a fan of Kerry Katona.
Was it her brief, airbrushed from history career in Atomic Kitten that drew him toward her? Did he really vibe off those Iceland prawn rings she lovingly slobbered over? Maybe he simply enjoyed the vast quantities of Class A drugs she could hoover up her eroding nostrils?
It may be a combination of these things as Mr Jigga says that he became interested in her after seeing some of the ITV-made fly-on-the-wall documentary.
An insider (or, if you prefer, Someone Trying To Drum Up Interest In Katona’s flailing programme) said:
“Jay was joking around telling us he’s fascinated by Kerry Katona.”
“He caught a glimpse of her TV show, a repeat from the last series, and said he found her mannerisms and wacky personality really entertaining. He’s a bit of a closet fan now.”
“He was intrigued by all the publicity she seems to get in the UK papers and magazines. He even mentioned she could be a Brit version of Kim Kardashian, who they love in the States.”
And now the rumour goes that Jay might fly Kerry out to the United States Of America so he can meet her, presumably, just to poke at her doughy flesh for a while to make sure she’s not just a figment of his imagination.
Hopefully, ITV camera crews will be on-hand to catch the horrifying moment when Jay Z actually realises that Katona’s schtick isn’t an act and that, in fact, she really is a trainwreck of which there have been no survivors.
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THIS PICTURE IS FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY : Singer Kerry McFadden , of the girl band Atomic Kitten, performing on stage at the Disney Channel Kids Awards 2000, at the London Docklands Arena. * 10/1/2001: McFadden and Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona are expecting a baby. The baby is due on September 5 the day before Kerry's 21st birthday. The pop star pair secretly got engaged last year but kept the news under wraps until a few weeks ago for fear of upsetting Westlife's millions of young fans. 18/1/2001: Kerry Katona, who is pregnant and will leave girl group Atomic Kitten for the health of her unborn child, her record company said. She is to be replaced by blonde Jenny Frost who was seen earlier this year among a party holidaying with the Duke of York in Thailand. Kerry, 20, is said to be leaving the band early in order to rest from the hectic schedule and prepare for the birth of her baby in September. 06/03/02 The former Atomic Kitten star turned TV presenter beat rivals including Victoria Beckham to the title of Celebrity Mum of the Year. Katona, who is married to Westlife's Bryan McFadden and mother to six-month-old Molly, got more than twice as many votes as Posh Spice in the online poll by toy firm The Blue Foot Bear Company.
Posted: 6th, April 2011 | In: Key Posts, Music Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
