Big Brother: Gary Glitter, The EDL And Princess Diana Fight For Golden Ticket
HAVING stopped just short of unveiling Princess Diana on the new look Big Brother, Channels Five leads with news that “YOU” could star on the show.
(Anorak reader Ashley delivers tomorrow’s news with: “Gary Glitter big brother 2011 channel 5 = RATINGS.” What if Glitter wins a ticket?)
Between Mondays and Saturday the paper will be handing out five golden tickets. Mouth breathers, members of the EDL and adolescent boys who can’t spell “porn” and have no access to the internet will in the hoping for a stab at stardom, a fauxmance with Amy Childs – and, who knows? – maybe even a contract with Can Associates.
Says the Star:
The prize is inspired by the one Willy Wonka offered in the Roald Dahl story Charlie And The Chocolate Factory and made into a movie, starring Gene Wilder as the choc tycoon. Johnny Depp starred in a recent remake.
You know, like the prize offered five years ago by Channel Four, in which golden tickets were hidden in chocolate bars.