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The Alternative Grand National Commentary – No Deaths But Lots Of Swearing

by | 11th, April 2011

TO honour the BBC’s broadcast of the Grand National – TWO DEAD THIS YEAR! – in which the sensitive commentator noted that the dead horses were no longer dead horses but “obstacles” – we bring you an alternative horse race commentary, as told by Derek and Clive.

It is NSFW. But, then, seeing two horses die in the sun makes for family viewing and Great British sport.

Have the horse boxes made ready…



Posted: 11th, April 2011 | In: Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink