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Thieves Wisely Pawned Off What They Stole From Paris Hilton

by | 11th, April 2011

THIEVES may not have been very attentive at school but they’re not daft. Think about it when you’re locked out of your house, instead of finding inventive ways in, you stand there staring at your dying battery symbol with all the futility of an ice-pop in an inferno, pacing around and worrying about looking like a dodgy swinebrained git.

In the time it takes you to wonder what you can lob through a window, a good burglar will have sneaked in, stolen your identity and killed your beloved dog before the alarm even kicked in.

And so, to LA, where some canny ne’er-do-wells have broken into Paris Hilton’s house (a place that is surely dripping with riches and things worth reselling (like sex-tapes and wraps of cocaine that can be mistaken for chewing gum) and got away with a fine haul!

Basically, these tricksy

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