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Liz Hurley Is The Wicked Queen In Kate Middleton’s Fairytale

by | 12th, April 2011

LIZ Hurley is happy. We know this because on the cover of Hello! magazine, Liz rests her chin on a fist covered in shiny stones and says:

“I’m happy.”

Above her and to the side is a much larger photo of Kate Middleton, soon to be Mrs Prince William, Princess Catherine, Mrs Wales and Diana 2.

With her shiny chestnut hair, white teeth, youthful vigour, light eyes and straight nose, Middleton appears to be a younger, better, less constructed, more genuine version of Hurley’s affected posh totty shtick.

Every fairytale wedding needs a baddie. And if Kate receives an apple from a woman wearing a baggie green cricket cap and a non-conformist bikini line, she’d be advised to pass it on to Camilla…

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