Kate Middleton: Princess Diana’s Ring Haunted By Bulemia
“Super-slim Kate has Diana’s engagement band shrunk to fit.”
Is the Sun fast-tracking Kate to Diana-dom? Is Kate not even waiting until the marriage to a Prince before she loses weight? Never mind the Kate hand being unable to support a ring, we’re watching to see how long it is before her too-thin neck causes her head to tilt to one side – like Diana’s did!
Gulp! Is the ring haunted by an eating disorder!? Does Kate Middleton’s ring have bulemia?
So. Let’s stick to the facts. The ring is being “shrunk”? Well, no, it isn’t:
The bride-to-be has asked Royal jewellers to fit two beads inside the £32million sapphire band – once worn by Princess Di – to stop it slipping.
The Sun then tells us that Kate is “slender”, “willowy” and “slimming”. It then adds:
And she has asked Crown jewellers G Collins and Sons to attach two tiny platinum beads, dubbed “speed bumps,” to the inside of the bottom of the ring.
That will make it a size I, one notch up from Kate’s finger width to ensure it remains comfortable.
Yep. That’s right! Kate Middleton is having her ring made BIGGER.
The only thing dangerously thin is the Sun’s front-page news of Kate Middleton…