Britain’s Got Talent: God Makes David Hasselhoff Decorate Airplanes
“I want to be in love. I always try to make it last. I tried 16 years to make my last marriage work but it’s up to God, it really is. It’s not up to us, we are put in situations. If you are meant to be together it will work. I would get married again though, sure.”
Anorak loves the idea of God walking us up the asile, chosing a wedding dress, saying vows about being parted only by death, handing us a pint of creme de menthe and amaretto on the Stag night, and booking a honeymoon in Ibiza. For one thing, it reduces a lot of the stress of looking though brochures.
The Hoff goes on:
“I am incredibly romantic. I love going to hideaways, I decorate airplanes and take people to romantic places. I try to find resorts.”
Of course, it’s not Hoff who decorates airplanes, it’s God with his spray cans, emulsion and exploded sick bags…