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Charlie Sheen To Go To Court While Denise Richards Babysits

by | 20th, April 2011

ISN’T it great that Charlie Sheen is still hauling his lumbering, near-dead frame around while muttering memes and such, in an attempt to get us to shower him with that thing he craves more than money attention.

So needy is Charlie Sheen, that he’s probably started advertising for stalkers on top of the intern, which is most likely going to be some pneumatic blonde with a surgeon’s bosom.

However, Sheen wants to bring his kids up right, amongst the adult actresses, suitcases of drugs and people crying in cupboards. That’s why he’s taking his estranged wife, Brooke Mueller, to court in an attempt to get custody of his twin sons.

And while he’s in the court house, he fully intends to sue the people behind awful sitcom Two And A Half Men for $100 million. He’s a lovely, sane, stable

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