Royal Wedding Jelly Bean Watch: Independent’s PR Fiction For People Who Love Shit
FOLLOWING the debate in the Independent’s mini-me i newspaper on how to cover the Royal Wedding in a superior and condescending fashion,
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Wesley Hosie, 25, tells media that while “tucking into a bag of jelly beans from The Jelly Bean Factory [who the hell “tucks into” a glorified rubber tic-tac – Victoria Beckham?] with his girlfriend Jessica White when he immediately noticed Kate’s face in the candy”.
“As Jessica opened the jar, I saw her immediately. She was literally lying there staring back at me.”
Perhaps by tucking in he means shagging the life out of it, banging away at his handful of jelly beans like his job depended on it…